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The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"The upcoming story is on 'green pork.' It's either about state subsidies for solar power, or more trouble at Chipotle."

"Maybe this will finally convince people it's a good investment."

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

I love global warming. You're kidding. It's a godsend. It'll destroy the planet. Not before I jack up the price on cold bottled water. Let's charge for ice cubes. Now that's cold.

The Graph.

'I favor the 'go green' movement as long as it's good old greenbacks.'

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

'Of course I've heard about Global warming... And I'm loving it!'

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

German/Russian Relations: The Nord Stream Problem

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Good boy."

The day the stock market went UP.

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

British savings accounts

Robot Parts $5

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'This time we're going to do things right. And if that doesn't work, we'll just go back to stealing.'

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'