Green Economy Enthusiast T-Shirts

'It'll help the economy and the environment, Mr. President -- biodegradable money!'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

"Not to mention the park view."

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

City Windfarms.

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Water power.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

Environmental Conscience

Climate change skeptics.

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Climate Summit

"Having our team all work on the same page has been a lot more difficult since our company has gone paperless."

If we run with this account, we'll be accused of being ethically challenged and morally bankrupt...anyone got a problem with that?

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

'Green Peace'

Professor Freely's new alternative fuel source did have its drawbacks.

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'

"Recycled, Wayne, we'd prefer 'recycled'."

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...