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Investments: Welcome Vegans! As about our '100% Plant-Based Commodities Fund.'

Recycling.

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."

"I'm sensing that un underlying cause of your anxiety is climate change."

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

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