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Investments: Welcome Vegans! As about our '100% Plant-Based Commodities Fund.'

Recycling.

'Stocks rose on news that 'green' - the color of money - is considered environmentally friendly.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

A sign on the front lawn of a house reads "Keep off the chemicals".

The New Normal

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

Biro Diversity

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"That's not profit that's the cost of having to turn them off."

Population train.

"To save you from destruction I will now wipe out mankind!"

BP Waiter: Dinner is served!

"Given a choice, would you prefer to be buried, cremated or converted to fossil fuel?"

'That is some serious alternative energy.'

"I can remember when water was just wet."

Castaway harnessing electricity.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

We like crbn tax. Yay! Carbon tax!

Biofuel - a solution or...?

BP vows to donate revenues from the blown-out oil well to wildlife rehabilitation.

"Our target must be close enough to seem achievable, by far enough so we're not accountable."

If you left the window open and the light on when I was little, the room would fill with insects...

'They're misbehaving again. What do we do this time? - flood or global warming?'

"The mural reminds them of their natural habitat."

"When you reach your expiration date, would you like to be crushed or recycled?"

'Climate change seems to be a real thing... in the past, our money was sufficient till the 25th of a month. Nowadays, it's melted away on the 15th.'

'But on the plus side, I felt better about owning a SUV as soon as I bought some oil stocks.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Yeah, these things smell disgusting, but if you line your nest with them, you get insulation and it helps to keep the eggs warm..."