Oceanic Communicator Pillows

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Very Difficult Conversations

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

"It's your mother calling."

'What's the area code up here?'

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"I've got an app for that."

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

'A bathroom!!'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence. We received a communication fro Alpha Centauri, but it appears they just pocket dialed us.

Crab conductor.

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

'Hi, Mom!'

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

Message in a bottle.