Oceanic Communicator Mugs

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

Very Difficult Conversations

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

Refueling at Sea: Library Ship

'Sometimes I think my wife's on another planet.'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"I can take you to my yoga instructor, how about that...?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

'A bathroom!!'

"The aliens asked about music, too! With my help, they were able to reconstruct the most magical instrument on Earth!"

"I thought you were the one who sent jobs overseas."

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."

"It says, for a small user fee, you can now arrange to hear oceans sounds on your watch."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'What's the area code up here?'

'Don't tell me you're am mammal too?'

"I've got an app for that."

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

Crab conductor.

'Say 'one' to hear the sound of the ocean, say 'two' to hear. . .'

'Hi, Mom!'

'I love when the sun glimmers on the horizon as if the world were being born anew... Dude.'

Message in a bottle.

"CQ, CQ, CQ!!"

'Some gobbledegook from the Titanic...LOL...then two hours later, OMG.'