Ocean Occupier Gifts

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The one that got away

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Surf Casting

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Dubloon Stops Here

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Build a Raft

'Are we there yet?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'