Occupy Participant Gifts

Tempest in a Teapot

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

'Jason and the Argosnaughts.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

"How much longer are you going to be?"

'I like it!'

Cockroach Costume

"That's against the rules...."

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"I've never objected to paying tax... as long as it's other people paying."

Occupy Wall Street Protest Goes Global!

"Sh-h-h. It's a birthday card for Liechtenstein. Sign it and pass it on."

"It's NBC. They want to know what it's personally worth to us for them to keep 'E.R.' on the air."

Old Man Watching Television

Notice! Management hates to see associates working overtime. So, please keep your doors closed. Thanks!

'I work hard to get what I want - more what I already have.'

"Hastings- get rid of my lavish life style."

'For a chance to win back your wallet, visit my website and complete the online survey.'

"I knew we shouldn't have let Health and Safety run the self defence course!"

'According to the GPS, all the really cool places to 'Occupy' have been occupied.'

"It's my one indulgence."

Sorry you are not a winner please try again

Occupy this!

Taste in High Life.

Begging for Upvotes

The Devil.

Los Ranchos Del Big Bucksville, Next 3 Exits...

"Kitchens are my milieu."

Donald Trump