Ocean Occupier Mugs

Sorry, Jack, the new 'Health and Safety Officer' is very strict!

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'No swimming. No breathing.'

'Thank-you God.'

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Captain in a storm

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

The one that got away

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Surf Casting

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"The hyenas started it."

Build a Raft

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Are we there yet?'

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

Lazy Octopus

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

The Food Chain

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I blame global warming!'

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."