Ocean Mischief Lover Gifts

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

Lazy Octopus

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'

'Get up or I'm sending in the cat.'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Happy Retirement

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

'I was dumped by my girlfriend.'

A sentimental woman talking to her lover on a ship