Ocean-loving Family Members Gifts

"They migrate here each summer."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

The Dubloon Stops Here

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Privates Beach"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Try me/try me/try me...

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

'I blame global warming!'

Turtle Hat

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'