Brother Who Loves The Ocean Gifts

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Lazy Octopus

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Dubloon Stops Here

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

Viking Loch Ness

A Preschool of Fish

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Shellfie

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.