Brother Who Loves The Ocean Gifts

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Bitchbark Canoe

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

The Dubloon Stops Here

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

'I blame global warming!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

Shellfie

A Preschool of Fish

Viking Loch Ness

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'I don't think that this whale is beached.'

'...I said we've been marooned.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

At the mobile tracking test lab.

'Rats, I don't think we'll ever get this thing going: It's flooded again...'