Child Sea Enthusiast Gifts

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Dolphin friendly tuna

Turtle Hat

"Privates Beach"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Captain steering house through flood.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Leak in the fish tank.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."