Child Sea Enthusiast Gifts

"The 'Death Roll'! That sounds so cool! Do you think your daddy could teach it to me?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

When laundry ruled the waves.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Try me/try me/try me...

Turtle Hat

Captain steering house through flood.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Leak in the fish tank.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Lighthouse Beam.

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."