Ocean Liners Gifts

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Irony on the Titanic.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

Horror movies

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Build a Raft

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Are we there yet?'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Surf Casting

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

The Dubloon Stops Here

The Food Chain

Boat wedding.

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'I blame global warming!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.

Shellfie