Ocean Liners Gifts

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

Irony on the Titanic.

"Why did the lobster blush?. . ."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Thank-you God.'

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Are we there yet?'

Surf Casting

Lazy Octopus

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

"The hyenas started it."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Build a Raft

The Dubloon Stops Here

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

The Food Chain

Boat wedding.

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I blame global warming!'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"If you hold it to your ear you can hear the ice caps melting."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Summertime

Fish snorkling above water.