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Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Food Chain

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

Kirsten Johnson

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

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Fisherman catching whale

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.