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"Making a documentary about a week in the life of a cat has proved to be less challenging than I anticipated."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Fahrenheit 911.

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

I have a video phone and I'm not afraid to use it.

Social lens of the photojournalist

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

"It's really a long cave...prepare to binge watch."

'I guess our fifteen minutes are up.'

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

'How about 'I'm still breastfeeding my five year old, half ton, binge drinking, monkey baby'?'

Private View.

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

Why do you hate blockbuster movies? Why do you hate documentaries? I don't. I love spending two hours watching the very life I'm trying to escape. Oooh, fun, bittersweet insights into the complexities of living in modern life. Document this! My camera lens isn't wide enough.

"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

Moog invented the blog.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Meets Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

'OK, send for the pipette actor and her tray.'