Ocean Documentarian Mugs

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Kirsten Johnson

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Fahrenheit 911.

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

People Planet.

"Uh-Oh, gotta go lads. . . I smell blood!"

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

Fisherman catching whale

"The last week of school is totally cool!"

Social lens of the photojournalist

Orca Winfrey interviews Meghan Mackerel.

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.