Urban Documentarian Mugs

"You aren’t allowed to film the police unless it’s Golden Hour."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

"I'm going to read a statement and then I'll take questions.''

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."