Occupy Aficionado T-Shirts

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Desert Island BBQ

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

The Origami Society...

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

Jack in the Box

Michael Caine

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.

Houdini.

Banting in the Yeomanry

Army Man Playset 2020

Move Ahead with Basel III!

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

The Hypnotato,

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Houdini's Dog.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Not another war film.'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'It's a military tattoo!'

Soldier.