Occupy Aficionado Pillows

'...but what else am I supposed to do between 9 and 5 on a weekday?'

Desert Island BBQ

The Origami Society...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

Jack in the Box

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."

Banting in the Yeomanry

Houdini.

Army Man Playset 2020

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

"Henry took a shower yesterday right next to Winthrop Rockefeller."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Remounts for the Yeomanry

"Next, I will make the excitement and enthusiasm of the start of the school year disappear."

The Hypnotato,

A turkey displays a deck of cards.

Grocer with pretensions of being a soldier

"I don't see this as a rejection of all thing French."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Mess with me if you have to, son, but not with the regimental moustache!'

Assasination Attempt on Tsar Alexander II

Houdini's Dog.

First Stealth Aircraft.

'But this IS my mobile home!'

'Not another war film.'

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

'It's a military tattoo!'

"Italian Prisoners of War" - F.S.Lowry

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'