Occupational Satire Seeker Gifts

Occupational Safety and Health Administration'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

Whack-a-mole CEO.

Up-to-date Career-Specific Romance Novels

"Who's next?"

"Here's a manual of our rules and a CD that covers our unwritten rules.

Business Promotion.

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"You'll be allowed to work from home two days a week... Saturday and Sunday."

Revolving Doors Ltd. - 'He's in, out, in, out ...'

"Mrs. Stiltz asked Jean to ask Genie to ask..."

Ant Drones

Health and safety officer Hedley seconds before he became ex-health and safety officer...

'I've got my bandages to protect me!'

'Well, you've done it again, Carruthers -- You've corrupted another efficiency expert!'

'Can you dance?'

"Oh George, I wish you'd get things in perspective. . .!"

'No experience necessary. We'll train you!'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

John Dryden

"I was promised plausible deniability."

'Well... Would you be willing to learn to type?'

If you could be any vegetarian, which one would you be and why?

"Oh bring back our Bonnie to us..."

This company has enough clowns.

"We want someone who can lead in a crisis, but doesn't."

'Right, we'll vote on it..all those in favour say 'aye'...all those against say 'I resign'.'

"I'll have whatever is hot, fast, and artisanal."

"The board would like to see some proof you're alive.''

"It's always poor you, isn't it, Albert?"

...becoming a restaurant critic

"...but if we're ever scraping the bottom of the barrel we'll be in touch."

'Hey, wait a second, You haven't filled this resignation form out in triplicate,'

"We frown upon politics in the boardroom Miss Jenkins - But sex is okay."