Obsessive Cleaner Pillows

'He's stopped to clean the bugs off his glasses.'

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Housewife: Out of Order.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

"Hello job security."

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

Spring cleaning.

Super glue hoovering

Desert Island Raking

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

The Messy Sink

"Thank God!"

Decluttering. . .

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

Jesus swept.