Obsessive Cleaner Mugs

'He's stopped to clean the bugs off his glasses.'

Moses separating his Laundry.

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Dogs shaving

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Housewife: Out of Order.

"I was wrong. Apparently, it wasn't our kids who used all my bubble bath."

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Spring Cleaning

The glass is half full. - '' - 'The glass is half empty' - '' - 'Gah!! No clean glasses!!' - '' -

'I distinctly remember saying 'No Starch'.'

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

'Well, it WAS a pretty coffee table until Dave spilled coffee on it!'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'When does the fridge go on a diet?'

"Hello job security."

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'Mom, I'm only late because you told me not to come in until I wipe my feet first.'

Spring cleaning.

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Decluttering. . .

The Messy Sink

Desert Island Raking

Super glue hoovering

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Do you have anything that removes ink stains?"

"Thank God!"