Oblivious Wanderer Gifts

Shadow

Wildlife

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

Mouse in an art museum maze.

"We're looking for our local post office."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

What's with our son? For once he's not online. I dealt with him. He's steaming mad. What did you do? I handled his addiction to texting, IM-ing, games and Facebook with calm maturity. Dad! Where did you hide my laptop?!! Modern maturity.

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'Oceanographers go home'

Username/Password

Jealous of a statue.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

'You're pregnant?'

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.

"The universe"? Take a look around you

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

"I like sad songs."

"Far out, man."

'Your wife thinks you spend too much time on the internet.'

'Male pattern blandness.'