Oblivious Wanderer Gifts

Shadow

Wildlife

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Mouse in an art museum maze.

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

"We're looking for our local post office."

"If, indeed, there is a reason for all this, than that's so much worse."

"No one rides off into me anymore."

'I think we may have discovered the elephants' graveyard.'

Your own tedious thoughts next 200 miles

Anything might happen! Next 2300 miles.

Username/Password

"Coming soon. Possibly a thrift store or a bakery...or, no—how about a coffee house? Yoga studio? Pizza joint?..."

'Oceanographers go home'

Jealous of a statue.

Budget Travel (Hitchhiking)

"I think therefore I am on antidepressants."

'Beware of dog' (with TV camera).

"I am having an alternative Christmas."

"You have tiny websites burned onto your retinas!"

Sabbatical Diary: Day Six - I notice my surroundings.

I wandered lonely as a cloud in the shape of an insufferable jerk no one could stand to be around.

"Far out, man."

"I like sad songs."

'Your wife thinks you spend too much time on the internet.'

'Male pattern blandness.'

'Isn't this the paper that everybody reads?'