Obedience School Completion Gifts

Obedience School Graduation.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

Zombie pet tricks.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Balloon dog training

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"Let's try 'roll over.' We can come back to this."

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

Dog Training.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Text!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Okay, let's try it one more time...slippers...slippers....'