Obedience School Instructors Gifts

"Company? My God, I'd wet the floor too."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Agility God

Zombie pet tricks.

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"I do what they tell me, I eat what they give me. How do I know they're not a cult?"

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Balloon dog training

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

Welcome to pet obedience school. We're going to have fun and get these darlings into shape. Obey-Wan-Ken

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'I'm tired of sitting and staying.'

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.

Obedience School Graduation.

'Going to Puppy School is so old fashioned Dad: I can do the course through open learning now...'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

"Text!"

"Not until you fetch the other one."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Sorry honey, I'll be late. The boss told me to stay."