Oatmeal Aficionado Pillows

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

'If it's oatmeal, and it says regular flavor, that means no flavor at all.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"They are good for you. Like your dad said, didn't Red Rum win the Grand National three times?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

hard-boiled egg...

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Tension filled the tent.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Advocado

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Non-Power Breakfast

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Doughboy Dad

Cake Friday!

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'It's all homemade.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.