Add extra comfort to their mornings with soft pillows that celebrate the oatmeal lover's cozy breakfast routine—ideally placed in their favorite breakfast nook.
After 18 years, I've finally come across a reason to pay you a compliment. This oatmeal is so much better than the usual swill you cretins serve. For once, it doesn't make me want to barf up everything I've eaten in the past 90 years. Hey everyone, Sadie Cohen endorses the oatmeal! It's actually not like eating spackle.
"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."
"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"
'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'
CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'
A Communal Breakfast for the Young
hard-boiled egg...
"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."
"That's it. We’re toast."
"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."
Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'
"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."
Welcome Spring.
German Expressionist Breakfast
"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"
-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'
I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...
Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'
'Now here's a place I like!'
We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!
Toast: the high energy food
Full English Breakfast.
Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'
'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'
Non-Power Breakfast
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'
"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."
Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.
Pope tarts.
"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
Where Deviled Eggs come from
Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.
"Number 2. Step forward please."
"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"
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