Quirky Breakfast Lover Pillows

'Mother, is this some kind of sick joke?'

'Well SOMEBODY ordered the raspberry crepe.'

'SHRIMP. EARLY BIRD SPECIAL. 2 BUCKS A DOZEN.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

Bob ordered the breakfast special of bacon with two eggs served any way he wanted.

"Do you want gin or vodka on your cornflakes?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Credit Crunch Corn Flakes.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

French Early Bird

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

All-Day Breakfast

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.