Oat Enthusiasts Pillows

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

'Excellent napkin.'

Champagne and Oysters

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

I lactate, therefore I am.

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'