Oat Enthusiasts Gifts

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Vincent Van Goat.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"I like to stay on top of things."

"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

"We’re trying to inject a little pastoralism into our lives."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"You wanna put that back?"

'Excellent napkin.'

Law and Lunacy; Or, a Glorious Oyster Season for the Lawyers

'Don't worry about the condition of the pitch, I've got my best goat working on it.'

"OK, today, Bob, your team is on blackberry clearing at the Brown's farm, while Lisa, your team is on thistle clearing at the Barker's farm..."

Champagne and Oysters

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Take me to your lactator!

Climbing with a mountain goat.

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

Mountain Goat Olympics. 1 2 3.

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Oh, I won't fight you, you're welcome to have them: I can't stand the nagging anymore!'

It's 'safety first' for Gary the goat.

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."