Oatmeal Enthusiast Gifts

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

'Get rid of the horse and eat the oats.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"That's it. We’re toast."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

You're the puff in my pastry!

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

'Now here's a place I like!'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Doughboy Dad

Non-Power Breakfast

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!