Oatmeal Enthusiast Gifts

'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'

"The oatmeal isn't steel cut."

Oatmeal, dork. Another? That's three today. What's up? Senor Scrabble championships are tomorrow. I'm loading up. On carbs? Fiber. Key preparation for seniors. Extra gross.

'Sorry Vicar, Daddy can't come to the phone. He's doing porridge.'

'Get rid of the horse and eat the oats.'

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

You're the puff in my pastry!

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

hard-boiled egg...

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

'Now here's a place I like!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Toast: the high energy food

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Non-Power Breakfast

Doughboy Dad

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."