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"Why have you doubled the price of oatmeal?"

'If it's oatmeal, and it says regular flavor, that means no flavor at all.'

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

"They are good for you. Like your dad said, didn't Red Rum win the Grand National three times?"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

"That's it. We’re toast."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

You're the puff in my pastry!

hard-boiled egg...

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

German Expressionist Breakfast

Tension filled the tent.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

Advocado

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

Toast: the high energy food

Doughboy Dad

Non-Power Breakfast

Cake Friday!

"I'll have the egg-yellow omelette."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Pope tarts.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.