Oasis Superfan Pillows

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Love.

"Dear, there's someone here to collect your soul."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

"O.K., let's see what all the fuss is about."

Soccer Fans.

Banana Ballet

'I know my electric bills are way over due, but could you at least wait until the Super Bowl is over before turning off my electricity?'

'Lenny NEVER had any problems with cramped seats at football games - like most people do.'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

Nate was Martha Stewart's biggest fan. 'Hi, I'm Nate. I love all your work.I can't tell you how excited I am to finally meet you!'

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Shy author hiding while signing books.

Super Bowl Monday

"Don’t tell Mommy, but it’s OK to use swear words during the playoffs."

Desert oasis.

"He can't stop digressing."

"Tomorrow’s the day. I’ve been waiting in line for 'Deadpool & Wolverine' for months." "What on earth are you talking about, little buddy?" "Well, it’s not exactly me. It’s a kid I paid, he’s holding my spot." "Wait… Please tell me you didn’t pay a kid to not go home for two months." "It doesn’t sound so good the way you say it."

"...I will save you ninnies hudreds of dollars by spoiling every single upcoming superhero movie..."

"I'm being punished. My parents are making me watch a movie without a superhero in it."

"He likes to do it for the Yale-Harvard game."