Oar Artist Gifts

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Tree Passion

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

Traumatology.

Fighting Gondoliers.

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Meet the Oar-thor.

Medical Arts Building

"What … have … you … done?"

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"This I like."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

Anders Iniesta

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

It's A Bird

"Soul sucking? Sure. Dead end? Absolutely. But hey, it's a job!"

An Oarsman

'It choked on the oars.'

Yes, the world would be a different place if I hadn't taken that wrath management class.

Nurse draws on patient's cast

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."