Odor Artist Gifts

Wordilly Durdillies - Right Body Guard

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Man using to much bug spray

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.

Sinister looking man sits near outline of body, with a sign that reads: 'All my own work'.

Happy little clouds

"OK...not taking a shower is not an option for teenage boys!"

'Eww! Gross! You smell really good. Have you been in the rose garden again?'

'What are you trying to say, Alan?'

"Is this the e-cig room?

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Violin Pipe

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'Hey,everybody - Shower time!'

'Don't blame me for running off. I was just following odors.'

Deodorant for Compost.

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

Smelly fish.

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

'Eno, why don't you do that outside!'

"Don't call me at work. My gloves stink."

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

'He put 'odor eaters' in his shoes this morning.'

Acme Fertilizers - Man Smells Something Funny.

'You stay on your side of the island until the rescue party arrives please!'

Bees swarm at a Scratch & Sniff Card Shop.