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'Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!'

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Tree Passion

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

A Visit From The Procrastination Muse

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

Traumatology.

"What … have … you … done?"

Medical Arts Building

Fighting Gondoliers.

'You said you went to night classes to draw birds, and when I asked whether they had clothes on and you said they didn't - you know I didn't expect this!'

Meet the Oar-thor.

'Hang in there for a few more minutes! It's looking good! Almost got it!'

"Have you ever known anyone famous?" "I have." "I've always been great friends with Randy 'The Rock' Taylor." "What? That's you." "Carry yourself like everyone knows you, and everyone you meet will feel like they should know you." "Hey, you all over there! You know me!" "You don't carry things with your mouth."

'A middle seat?! Just my luck!'

The controversy of ROW VS WAIT: 'Row, to find fish!'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"You'd better stand back now: This is going to be a mighty roar..."

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

"Sign of the times, eh?"

"This I like."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

Florine of Burgandy and her Fiance Fighting Alongside the Son of the King of Denmark (History of the Crusades).

'Well, Carrie, it's great that you were able to express some of those repressed emotions!'

It's A Bird

"Is it 'pearl one knit one'...or 'knit one pearl one' I always forget!"

"Soul sucking? Sure. Dead end? Absolutely. But hey, it's a job!"

"'Thirty Days in a Single Scull.' Day 17: The early-October nights have grown chilly, and media attention has fallen short of expectations."

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'It choked on the oars.'

An Oarsman