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'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"What are they saying this week? Are coffee, chocolate, and wine good or bad for us?"

A. Lincoln, President. The "of the people, by the people, for the people" part is great, Abe, but the "people who need people" section may be overkill.

'To make sure I get noticed I always talk in a big bold typeface.'

'I had to give a short speech last night. It was a hoot!'

William Pitt the Elder

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Well, we've for the melody down now, but I'm still not sure about the part where it goes, '...and they call the wind Dorcas Schnickelbaum.'"

Projecting Obama

"In closing, let me tell you that never in the universe have I spoken before such an attentive audience."

Hallelujah!

"He says he's a Professor of Rhetoric but I'm not persuaded."

The Corus.

Nice speech, but you don't have that many friends. You better add "Romans and countrymen."

'Is not the evidence of the accussed, members of the jury, a earrage of evasion and lies Do bears, or do bears not shit, in the woods'

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"What Color Is Your Soapbox?"

George Frideric Handel

Well spoken man.

'I'd like now to introduce Len who will tell slightly humourous stories in his inimicable self-serving way,'

Mastering political faces.

"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."

Soap Box

J. Dudley - Statesman, orator, philanthropist, big deficit spender.

' Pol Meeting'

Public Speaking Shoes

Mmpf Mfggle...

"I'm speaking with you this evening without the benefit of speech-writers or teleprompters. Thank you and good night."

'Unaccustomed as I am, to public speaking...'

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

Stepping up to the podium/Standing up to the podium

Big Speech