Nutrition Satirist Pillows

'The items with the little hearts will clog your arteries the fastest.'

'The FDA has found that food causes cancer. They're going to outlaw food!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Go ahead and have another candy bar. Adults say they want us to lose weight, but they're always trying to hide behind us. This will make it easier for them.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"It's a nutritious synthetic protein that will be a sensation if we can sell it as a worthless snack."

"Two vegans, please."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Well, this is a first †he's got repetitive motion syndrome from eating!'

'The customer is always right...'

"What a success! We've sold all our copies. You're a great team! Let's go for beer, pizza and crisps - my treat!"

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'It's a simple matter of checks and balances: your waistline has spread and your brain has shrunk.'

'First of all, I'm taking you off the iron supplements.'

"Is this because I didn’t eat my kale?"

You are what you eat

'Another upsetting discovery from the world of nutrition: New studies indicate that the air itself is fattening...'

Energy Drinks

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"There is some evidence that chocolate can be good for you... But the health benefits tend to fade after the first 20 kilos."

"There were days he could kill for a piece of tofu."

Witch making a brew with Gluten, Nuts, Trans Fats, BGH, GMOs...

"If you want fiber, madame, I suggest you eat the menu."

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

'Crickets are chock full of carbs!'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

Try to cut down on your salt intake.

Mosquito Worry About Saturated Fats

"These high fiber popsicles is just a box of sticks!"

'Finish your ice cream, young man, or no salad.'

Mother Nature's Health Foods

"I put an olive in my beer and turn it into a health drink."

Have you got any nails? I'm on a diet.

Life before fitness trackers.

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