Nutrition Narrators Gifts

Gullib-Os

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Bad for you but to die for

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Healthy living has added years to Melvin's life.

Well, you'd better learn to like them!

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

'Diet considerations.'

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"Here's to wellness—women's wellness!"

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

'Who cares about content? With a title like this it'll sell millions!'

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'Apparently the nutrients and the additives cancel each other out.'

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

For every Covid-19 death there are 2.5 deaths resulting from dietary risks.

Heart Disease Menu