Nurturing Dad Pillows

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

'So this is goodbye then!'

Skateboard

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

Dad's home

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

New dad.

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

Father's Day

'We'd better go home, Jimmy. We're driving your mother up the wall.'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Timber!

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Shhh, Daddy's painting – snack time can wait."

'With a boss, a wife and three teenaged kids, I haven't had much time to worry about international affairs.'

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

"You haven’t earned this."

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'Maybe tomorrow.'

"Mommie!"

'So much talent in the world, and not nearly enough roles for grandmas.'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

Father's Day

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"

Mother cradling baby.

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'