Nurturing Parents Pillows

"Experts say attachment parenting - a nurturing style of parenting that promotes emotional bonding between child and parent - is a hot new trend!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'So this is goodbye then!'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"We're looking forward to this little bundle of joy bringing out the worst in each of us."

"Delia, there is no such thing as the boogeyman. Now climate change … that is real."

"Bottled or breast?"

"How are you getting on with your new baby?"

"...For most of us, work has become home, and home has become work!"

"We don't have a time-out chair in our Classroom Community, that's our mindfulness chair."

'Stressed out dogs relax through Yoga.'

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"I'm not surprised that lady's so fat. . . The baby's been blowing her up for hours."

'Well, Mary, you've already screwed up you first two kids. This could be you last chance...'

'Wait a minute! I want it stirred, not shaken!'

'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'

Sweets

"Support the head!"

Annual caring for elderly parent marathon.

'It appears that your son's problems stem from attention deficit disorder.'

"Waitress's Day Off""

Why it's called child-rearing.

'We're very committed to 'family friendly' policies. If you're having problems with childcare then just bring your son into the office.'

'I'm all into recycling, but I won't miss mom's regurgitation thing one bit!'

"You haven’t earned this."

'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'

'Your x-ray shows an enlarged heart. It's nothing to worry about. All teachers have a big heart.'

'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'

"You want to start pumping iron? That's your mother's department."