Nursery Rhyme Appreciator Gifts

"Two for Joy."

This little piggy.

'We don't have any shoes. But we do have some beautifully appointed shoeboxes!'

'Half bread and honey, and half blackbirds.'

Things children of acupuncturists learn not to say

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Baby's first thought...Daddy's a moron.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

'Listen up, Baskerville! This is MacDonald! Those hounds of yours are scaring the E-I-E-I-O out of my animals!'

"Well, that one got away."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

'I knew things were getting out of hand when I went from snips, to snails, to puppy dogs tails....'

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"So, when he says, 'What a good boy am I,' Jack is really reinforcing his self-esteem."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

'And you're telling me this, why?'

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

If you're happy and you know it...