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"First time pruning?"

Today we learned to count to one.

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Please buzz off. That's my flower!

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"Still no offers - sometimes I think I'm the only one using this site."

"Triple whammy."

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

"What's my collar size?"

'Our church funds seem to be in the computer cloud of unknowing.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

After two years on zooms, Arthur was having trouble coping with face to face networking again. . .

Stuff Broken

Carole Jean's First "Big Girl" Heels

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

Bad Violinist.

I really hope the agent likes my submission... - '' - 'This is perfect.' - '' - 'Absolutley perfect.'

Zero interest CDs! Why pay taxes?

All dressed up and nowhere to hide.

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

'Let's face it,Edgar.you and mother nature don't have anything in common.'

You're not supposed to lob the rock!

"Of course he's not our son. You wanted me to change the baby, didn't you?"