Numerology Believer Gifts

"I had a weird math dream last night. It was full of numbers. I saw 4...8...10...14...17...38.... It made no sense!"

The Life of Pi

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

Reign Man

How Romans give each other a high five...

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

Yeah, well, I only failed my logic exam because I'm a Pisces and my professor's a Leo.

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

57th Birthday balloons

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'Actually, you're not having a midlife crises. It's a .723 life crises.'

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"We're still working out the numerology for a name."