Numerology Believer Mugs

"I had a weird math dream last night. It was full of numbers. I saw 4...8...10...14...17...38.... It made no sense!"

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

Everything You Wanted to Know About Stats ...

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'No wonder I'm exhausted. Look at my horoscope.'

Reign Man

"Yes, binary is really kicking in."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

GOP presidental candidates on science!: 'Billions for astrollogers! Zero for astronomers!' s

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

57th Birthday balloons

'Actually, you're not having a midlife crises. It's a .723 life crises.'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'I knew insects wouldn't take over the world...numbers will!'

"The new tax software is a real eye opener. Every misguided, impulsive purchase I made for the business last year really pops and sizzles in a visual data format!"

"Tonight we're going to let the statistics speak for themselves."

"Ever since he saw the new budget he's been obsessing over the numbers."

'Miss Soule, I'm curious. How many numbers were there when you were my age?'