Numerical Systems Gifts

"When you say you're behind me 100%, do you mean base ten or binary?"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Computer Room.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Moses on the web

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

'Sorry, suffering from burnout return in a week.'

The Life of Pi

"You're on a what?!"

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

Mozart on a computer,

Today we learned to count to one.

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'Hey...remember T.V.?

The Digital Family

"I'm trying to create a hologram of myself. If I'm successful, I'll never have to attend school, go to the dentist or go anywhere else that's boring again."

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'