Numbers Nostalgist Gifts

'In Memory of Fred Frimkin -- Born: Dow 147, Died: Dow 10,715'.

Lennon and McCartney.

The Life of Pi

"This next one's another oldie."

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Us. Everyone else. My research shows that we are the only statistics company sill using pie charts displayed on an easel.

Staff Yearbook

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

1. 0. 5. 6. He'd be nothing without her. (Published originally on June 11, 2008.)

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Art Garfunkel.

Reign Man

Neil Young

Boss. The boss treats me like a number, and not a prime one.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

His master's voice

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

"Horton hears The Who!"

57th Birthday balloons

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'