Numbers Nostalgist Pillows

'In Memory of Fred Frimkin -- Born: Dow 147, Died: Dow 10,715'.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Staff Yearbook

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

But under a different accounting convention ...

Warning: Math Ahead!

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Reign Man

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

"People mistakenly think that we accountants are all boring number crunchers, but the latest figures show that 54% of the 23% of people who responded to a survey were 45% in favour of us being 12% more interesting than average!"

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Target setting: 'What about 38%, we haven't used 38% for a while.'

57th Birthday balloons

'You're not just a number to me, Abercrombie -- you're an irrational number!'

"Horton hears The Who!"

"Profits are up 20%, but unfortunately costs are up 50%."

"Is that when you turn the juke box off?"

His master's voice

"When I was young, music and lyrics were important! Now it's all about production...it's all jiggly butts, smoke, sexy clothes and crazy videos!"

'If they weren't so damned good we might feel a bit more excited about the figures.'

Three steps to turn around the economy.

'The good news is we've readjusted our expectations.'

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'