Nostalgic Numeral Nerds Gifts

Looking for a gift that taps into a love of numbers and nostalgia? Our collection for numeral nerds offers clever, charming items that celebrate that special passion. From playful prints to witty accessories, discover ways to delight any math lover who appreciates a nostalgic twist. Whether it’s a humorous mug or a stylish print, these gifts combine creativity with a nostalgic nod to the world of numbers.

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Calculator Jokes

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'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!' mockup

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

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'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.' mockup

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

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'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?' mockup

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

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"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?" mockup

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

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Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100. mockup

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

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"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

"If i were to kiss you then there is a 17% probability that we might get married and that has a 24% likelihood that we'd have children with a 34% change of divorce...I'm not sure I can risk it."

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Inside One's Memory Bank

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.' mockup

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

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"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!" mockup

"Next time be more careful where you put the decimal point!"

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"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority." mockup

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

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Gloat

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Staff Yearbook

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'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.' mockup

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.' mockup

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

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"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses." mockup

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

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Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.' mockup

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

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But under a different accounting convention ...

But under a different accounting convention ... mockup

But under a different accounting convention ...

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$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'$

$Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.' mockup$

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

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An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget. mockup

An Everyday Explanation of the Federal Budget.

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"Yo, this should be a two."

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"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!" mockup

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

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"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters." mockup

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

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The IRS emptied my pouch.

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Warning: Math Ahead!

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"Mine's bigger than yours."

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'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.' mockup

'And you'll be pleased to notice, sir, that we had to eliminate the top of the chart.'

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I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

I often thought that I should have been a weaver of words,someone who danced and sang his way into peoples souls and through my imagination led others into a world of dreams and intoxicating revelry...But auditing offered a much better pension.

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'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.' mockup

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

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Nostalgic Numeral Nerds Gifts Collection

Nostalgic Numeral Nerds Mugs

Discover more delightful mugs for numeral nerds and bring a splash of wit and nostalgia to every coffee break.

Nostalgic Numeral Nerds Pillows

Snuggle up with our numeral nerd pillows—fun, stylish, and perfect for adding personality to any room.

Nostalgic Numeral Nerds Prints

Browse our collection of numeral nerd prints to find the perfect mathematical art for your home or office.

Nostalgic Numeral Nerds T-Shirts

Explore our range of numeral nerd t-shirts and wear your love of numbers with style and humor.