Number Novelist Gifts

"Can't talk right now - we're in the middle of a fiction-writing workshop."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

I should be a writer when I grow up...

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"You're going to hate yourself."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

The DaVinci Code

Reading my Critics

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre

Kid in time-out writes 'it was the best of time out...'

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Today we learned to count to one.

"I know its hard to believe right now, Lawrence, but some day you'll thank me for asking you to punctuate your sentences correctly."

"I try to write a little bit every day."

'I have a best selling novel on the tip of my tongue...'

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Murder in Apartment 6-K